Det finns sådana där dumma, enkla engelska ordvitsar som jag jag fnissa åt hur många gånger som helst. Verkligen infantila. Som eggar min tramsiga sida. Idag är det dags att presentera dem.

Tramsvits nummer 1:
And then there was the ice-cream man who was found dead inside his ice-cream van covered in hundreds and thousands.*
They say he topped himself.

Tramsvits nummer 2:
A man goes to see his doctor.
– Doctor, doctor, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum!
– I see. Would you like some cream with that?

Tramsvits nummer 3:
A man goes to see his doctor.
– Doctor, doctor, I have five penises.
– How does your trousers fit?
– Like a glove!

* hundreds and thousands = strössel